“I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.”
Oscar Levant
“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.”
Contributed by: Andy James
Matt Groening
“It's people who come to Las Vegas for a bachelor party every two years, ... A pretty reasonable percentage are one-timers. We're identifying who has good potential. That's our job.”
David Norton
“Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk. When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling!”
George Gordon Byron
“To a group of 25-year-olds here for a bachelor party, it'll conjure up a sense of naughtiness, escape and a secret-keeping thing. But to a 75-year-old couple from Des Moines, it'll be violating their low-cholesterol order from their doctor, and having shrimp cocktail at 3 o'clock in the morning and not telling their kids about it.”
Billy Vassiliadis
“Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied”
Mark Twain
“When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.”
Seneca
