“When you look at our programme for the next few weeks, you do not fancy a trip to the Oktoberfest,”
Oliver Kahn
“not right now, I don't have time. Maybe next week.”
Chief Leman Padelford
“The next few months should prove very interesting with the drilling programme about to start in Bulgaria. In Egypt, I am excited about the El Tamad oil discovery.”
Robert Adair
“Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.”
Leonard Brandwein
“CURZON: What is your foreign programme?MUSSOLINI: My foreign policy is `Nothing for Nothing'.”
Benito Mussolini
“Copying all or parts of a program is as natural to a programmer as breathing, and as productive. It ought to be as free.”
Richard Stallman
“Managing senior programmers is like herding cats”
Dave Platt
