“I can believe anything provided it is incredible.”
Oscar Wilde
“Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.”
Helen Rowland
“People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their fidelity, I call either the lethargy of custom or their lack of imagination.”
“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”
Calvin & Hobbes
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“I like men who have a future and women who have a past”
“One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.”