“By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.”
Oscar Wilde
“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.”
Contributed by: Andy James
Matt Groening
“To a group of 25-year-olds here for a bachelor party, it'll conjure up a sense of naughtiness, escape and a secret-keeping thing. But to a 75-year-old couple from Des Moines, it'll be violating their low-cholesterol order from their doctor, and having shrimp cocktail at 3 o'clock in the morning and not telling their kids about it.”
Billy Vassiliadis
“Boy, we partied, man. They were crazy days, man. Just partying all the time. We'd go surfing - Heath taught me to surf - and we'd get up at 6am and take off to the northern beaches and surf in the sunrise, and then cruise around, and girls and beer and parties.”
Martin Henderson
“The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all - he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.”
Charles Farrar Browne
“It doesn't look like anyone's been there in a long time. Boy, this place ... we had three party rooms. You went up this narrow staircase, right through there. At night the upstairs was packed, just packed. I was just lucky I found something like that to keep me going. There was so much going on, you just didn't want to mess up. It's funny to look in after looking out and not knowing the future every day.”
Kevin Han
“Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.”
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