“Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.”
Oscar Wilde
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
Dave Barry
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.”
