“There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.”
Oscar Wilde
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
“Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs to the government.”
Art Hoppe
“Some people are just mentally constipated and could really use a brain enema.”
John Ottesen
“Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies”
John Cleese
“The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything”
Walter Bagehot
“They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole”
Garrison Keillor
