“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.”
Oscar Wilde
“Life sucks and then you die.”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
“Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs to the government.”
Art Hoppe
“Some people are just mentally constipated and could really use a brain enema.”
John Ottesen
“Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies”
John Cleese
“If you argue and rankle and contradict, you may achieve a temporary victory - sometimes; but it will be an empty victory because you will never get your opponent's good will”
Benjamin Franklin