“Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.”
Oscar Wilde
“A boy makes his girl jealous of other women. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl”
Rana Magdy
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
Mae West
“No good sir, I'm not trying to steal your lady. Your lady is trying to steal my heart.”
Jeremy Cheatwood
“i always said i would love to see my future so i called you and said i need to see you”
delesha shantae buford
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you”
Ogden Nash
