“A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.”
Oscar Wilde
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
Dave Barry
“Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?”
Barbra Streisand
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.”
Sophia Loren
