“It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.”
Oscar Wilde
“I have found it advisable not to give too much heed to what people say when I am trying to accomplish something of consequence. Invariably they proclaim it can't be done. I deem that the very best time to make the effort.”
Calvin Coolidge
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“how is it that "no" is shorter than "yes" and "maybe" and yet people still find it hard to say no? they would rather lie or stall when what they really want to say is a simple NO”
Phillip Buyondo
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“Well, I finally received an award from The Writer’s Guild. 'To author Bob Miller, whose work reads like a morgue report on Wikipedia.'”
Bobby W. Miller
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
