“Of course the music is a great difficulty. You see, if one plays good music, people don't listen, and if one plays bad music people don't talk.”
Oscar Wilde
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
Mark Twain
“People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.”
Robin Williams
“Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die.”
Voltaire
“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
“It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.”
