“Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.”
Oscar Wilde
“I've been on more men's laps than a napkin.”
Mae West
“It is amusing that a virtue is made of the vice of chastity; and it's a pretty odd sort of chastity at that, which leads men straight into the sin of Onan, and girls to the waning of their color”
Voltaire
“Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.”
William Glasser
“I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.”
Erma Bombeck
“Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
Contributed by: Andy James
Woody Allen
“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.”
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