“Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.”
Oscar Wilde
“I've been on more men's laps than a napkin.”
Mae West
“It is amusing that a virtue is made of the vice of chastity; and it's a pretty odd sort of chastity at that, which leads men straight into the sin of Onan, and girls to the waning of their color”
Voltaire
“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.”
Erma Bombeck
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”
“Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.”
Woody Allen
