“Lunch is for wimps.”
Oliver Stone
“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"”
Winnie the Pooh
“I am going to my room to masturbate before I have a light lunch, if you would like to come and watch”
Salvador Dalí
“Phrases and their actual meanings: "My teacher has never liked me." Expect a phone call before lunch from the teacher informing you that your child has been launching hot dogs by compressing them inside a small Thermos and then removing the lid quickly.”
Erma Bombeck
“Lunch kills half of Paris, supper the other half.”
Charles de Montesquieu
“If you knew how meat was made, you'd probably lose your lunch.”
K. D. Lang
“Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.”
W. C. Fields
