“The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night”
Otto von Bismarck
“I'm not snoring, I'm purring.”
Kris Huen
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“Well, I finally received an award from The Writer’s Guild. 'To author Bob Miller, whose work reads like a morgue report on Wikipedia.'”
Bobby W. Miller
“If you think you know everything about baseball, your dead wrong!”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
