“Two months ago he got a new pacemaker. After he got it, he joked that this was the best he ever felt.”
Karl Turner
“Scientist announced a device that can be placed in a pacemaker and will call your doctor whenever you are having heart trouble. When told about it, Dick Cheney said, "I can't afford those kind of phone bills."”
Conan O'Brien
“When it detects a chaotic heartbeat, the ICD gives her a shock. It also acts as a pacemaker.”
Larry Lustig
“I must admit just her presence here this morning gave my pacemaker a vigorous jump-start.”
Johnny Grant
“Cash incentives for increasing volume is absolutely a bad idea. Do you want the pacemaker made by the guy who made it the fastest or the one who made it the best?”
John Malloy
“A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.”
Mark Twain
“Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?”
George Bernard Shaw
