“Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.”
Ozzy Osbourne
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“What soberness conceals, Drunkenness reveals”
Proverb
“He had the artistic metempsychosis which is half drunk when sober and looks down on airships when stimulated.”
O. Henry
“Let him who sins when drunk be punished when sober”
Legal Maxim
“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”
“She's not drunk, she's just not sober.”
E. Claire
