“Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.”
Ozzy Osbourne
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“He had the artistic metempsychosis which is half drunk when sober and looks down on airships when stimulated.”
O. Henry
“Let him who sins when drunk be punished when sober”
Legal Maxim
“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”
“Cambridge has seen many strange sights. It has seen Wordsworth drunk, it has seen Porson sober. I am a greater scholar than Wordsworth and I am a greater poet than Porson. So I fall betwixt and between.”
A. E. Housman
“What soberness conceals, Drunkenness reveals”
Proverb