“It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.”
Kehlog Albran
“No pomade or bear grease, not even baptism, can grow back the foreskin of which we were robbed on the eighth day of life; those who, on the ninth day, do not bleed to death from this operation shall continue to bleed an entire lifetime, even after death.”
Greg Lemond
“Men are nicotine-soaked, beer-besmirched, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devils.”
Carry Nation
“Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it!”
Davy Crockett
“Elbow grease is the best polish”
English Proverb
“Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.”
Anthony Daniels
“Grease is the only cure for a hangover.”
Cameron Diaz
