“Beans are neither fruit nor musical”
Nancy Cartwright
“The best sources are red meat and fish. Vegetarians should eat fortified cereals, dried fruit, beans and pulses.”
Claire Williamson
“He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner”
Johnny Carson
“Big Eyed Beans From Venus”
Captain Beefheart
“You know me, Esme. I couldn't subtract a fart from a plate of beans.”
Terry Pratchett
“Abstain from beans.”
Plutarch
“We're into the quality of beans. Farmers that are being paid a set price for their coffee aren't going to try any harder to grow excellent coffee. We still trade fairly n we're paying more than the fair trade regulations.”
Carew Halleck
