“If a few lustful and erotic reveries make the housework go by "as if in a dream," why not?”
Nancy Friday
“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
Erma Bombeck
“Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.”
“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”
Phyllis Diller
“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?”
“Housework can kill you if done right”
“The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't”
Penny Kome