“What we lack in Prophets, however, we make up for in Saints. Only a Pope may canonize a Saint, but every man, woman and child on this planet is a genuine and authorized Pope (genuine and authorized by the House of the Apostles of Eris). So you can ordain yourself - and anyone or anything else - a Saint.”
Kerry Thornley
“Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.”
Oscar Wilde
“A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.”
Abigail Van Buren
“I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - The sinners are much more fun”
Billy Joel
“Perfect holiness is the aim of the saints on earth, and it is the reward of the saints in Heaven”
Joseph Caryl
“All saints are gonna be there? Tre, you might get laid!”
Billie Joe Armstrong