“Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?”
Neil Gaiman
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.”
Mark Twain
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done”
Dwight David Eisenhower
“A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.”
William Arthur Ward
“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
Earl Wilson
