“We never wanted a ban. If there were exemptions, it would be difficult to implement.”
Neil Williams
“We are making full efforts to implement the ban and our raiding teams are in the city.”
Khawaja Khalid Farooq
“It (marijuana) is a banned substance - it's illegal to smoke it. If they want to ban it then fine.”
Anthony Minichiello
“In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.”
Conan O'Brien
“Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton.”
David Letterman
“Our main agenda is to have ALL guns banned. We must use whatever means possible. It doesn't matter if you have to distort facts or even lie. Our task of creating a socialist America can only succeed when those who would resist us have been totally disarmed.”
Sarah Brady
“I wish there wasn't a ban because it's such a hassle. A regular smoker wants a cigarette before bed, and at other times when it's a pain in the ass to drop what you're doing to go outside.”
Daniel Weiss
