“Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires of the moment that he who will trick will always find another who will suffer to be tricked.”
Niccolo Machiavelli
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one”
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
Dave Barry
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings”
Olin Miller