“Pork is the inevitable feature of the democratic process.”
Kevin Hassett
“Even though the same team wins every game, in order to advertise it as a democratic event, it must appear to be a contest.”
Bobby W. Miller
“I think that it's probably a lot less onerous from the pork-processing side unless they define it as meat processing, ... Then it could still present a challenge.”
Christine McCracken
“We are very concerned about Smithfield and IBP, the nation's No.1 and No. 2 pork processing companies. The proposed merger poses serious questions for pork producers and for consumers.”
Tom Miller
“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
Homer Simpson
“In converting Jews to Christians, you raise the price of pork.”
William Shakespeare
“Pork is not a verb”
Bart Simpson
