“Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key”
Alan Bennett
“Parts of the roofs were peeled back like sardine cans. Fortunately, those sections were not over occupied stalls. And, fortunately, no one was in the horse trailer when it was squashed.”
Ken Dunn
“The average American doesn't know the difference between a Contra and a caterpillar or between a Sandinista and a sardine.”
John P. East
“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.”
John Lennon
“If Life had a rewind button , we would never move forward”
Matthew Buchanan
“I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”
Janeane Garofalo
“No boxer, when taking a blunt fist to the face, stops the fight and says, "What's wrong with me? Why do I keep getting hit?" The boxer understands that every hit he takes increases his endurance, patience, and agility for every future fight until he is able to stand up in front of the fiercest opponent... so it is with life.”
Joey Talladino
