“If anyone believes that they don't know George very well. I think it's a case of the ventriloquist and the dummy. George will be pulling the strings.”
Nick Pappas
“My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.”
Wendy Liebman
“It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.”
Alexander Theroux
“I've been a ventriloquist since I was 10.”
Lori White
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.”
George Carlin
“The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.”
George Bernard Shaw
“I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.”
