(3 quotes found)
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.”
Groucho Marx
“The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart.”
St. Jerome
“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
Jeff Foxworthy
