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“Six mnths frm today, I got into an accident; My heart came out of my ribs and I lost it. Doctors were Surprised that i am still alive widout a heart.. Since then I have been wondering where my heart could be.. until today, I finally found the person who stole my Heart. ♥ M glad I ever got into an accident.”
Monika Singh
“A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause 3 times as many accidents.”
Richard Schanberger
“Accident, try to change them-it's impossible. The accidental reveals man.”
Pablo Picasso
“Accidents are not accidents but precise arrivals at the wrong right time.”
Dejan Stojanovic
“We believe he was using jumper cables to start his tractor when the accident occurred.”
Aaron Russell
