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“QUOTATION, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. The words erroneously repeated.
Intent on making his quotation truer, He sought the page infallible of Brewer, Then made a solemn vow that we would be Condemned eternally. Ah, me, ah, me! --Stumpo Gaker”
“I'd definitely like to see some heavy duty jail time. I think the Young Offenders Act sucks. That's why we have all these problems. If I knew that it didn't matter what I did, that I would probably spend a year or two at most in jail and walk out with no record – that's incentive to get away with murder.”