(2769 quotes found)
“He (singer Prince) reeks of lavender. It turned me on, actually.”
Madonna
“I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"”
Robin Williams
“So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple.”
Damien Hirst
“A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.”
Caskie Stinnett
“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”
P. G. Wodehouse
“The superior doctor prevents sickness; The mediocre doctor attends to impending sickness; The inferior doctor treats actual sickness;”
Chinese Proverbs
“We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.”
Keith Davis
“Phrases and their actual meanings: "My teacher has never liked me." Expect a phone call before lunch from the teacher informing you that your child has been launching hot dogs by compressing them inside a small Thermos and then removing the lid quickly.”
Erma Bombeck
“Actually, I don't hate cats, I'm just kind of afraid of them.”
Clay Aiken
“Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.”
Conan O'Brien
