(138 quotes found)
“What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.”
Milos Foreman
“Before marriage a man yearns for a woman. Afterward the y is silent.”
W. A. Clarke
“The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his action.”
Confucius
“The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.”
Billy Connolly
“For so long in my marriage and afterwards I'd been in isolation oblivious to everything but my darkest hedonsim and darkest hours" "Courtney Love diary extract”
Courtney Love
“[The righthander was shaken afterward but not before, he insisted.] I probably haven't faced a lineup like theirs. ... To me, I'm not scared of anybody. They're baseball players just like I am. They put their uni on the same way I do. It's about executing. Today I didn't execute. There's no other excuse for it.”
Shawn Chacon
“Some persons do first, think afterward, and then repent forever”
Thomas Secker
“A poem ought to be well made at first, for there is many a one to spoil it afterwards.”
Irish Proverb
“She unbent her mind afterwards - over a book.”
Charles Lamb
“There was a great photo of the four of them afterward. George had a huge grin on his face, and the other three looked like they'd just eaten something very bad.”
Dale Douglass
