(257 quotes found)
“If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.”
Charles Lindbergh
“There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane; either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do”
Henry Kissinger
“While they stood, the Mommy said if you ever want to be the first person to board an airplane and if you want to travel with your pet, you can do both, easy. The airlines have to let crazy people carry their animals on their laps. The government says so.This is more important information to live by.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.”
Bill Maher
“If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead”
Mike Harding
“I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.”
Jean Kerr
“Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.”
Cynthia Heimel
“Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.”
Casey Stengel
“Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value”
Marshal Ferdinand Foch
“My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.”
Burt Reynolds
