(657 quotes found)
“Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions; the surest poison is time.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you”
Dick Gregory
“Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker”
Ogden Nash
“I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.”
Peter Steele
“The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.”
William James
“Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.”
Conan O'Brien
“Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring on that damn cat!"”
Eleanor Early
“Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar.”
Willa Sibert Cather
“Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.”
W. C. Fields
“Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills.”
Marc Price
