(657 quotes found)
“Time heals all wounds,if not a bottle of Jack Daniel's will”
ryan menezes
“i like my women like my martini's, wet dirty& naked”
“A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause 3 times as many accidents.”
Richard Schanberger
“I hate mediocrity the way a recovering alcoholic hates hard liquor, and I hate it for the same reason. It is at war with all of my hopes, aspirations, and dreams.”
Mark Hampton Wayne
“Are you really sure you want to destroy your body like that? It's the only one you have and if you don't kill yourself while you're messing it up, you'll have plenty of pain to live with daily. It's not worth it.”
Roxe
“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”
P. J. O'Rourke
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
Frank Sinatra
“Pollution of the soul, takes away all its radiance.”
Enrique Vega
“Oh, no, we shouldn't be promoting the use of alcohol, because that will only lead to a life of waste and degradation”
American Society
“You know you are getting old when you wake up with a hangover and don't drink.”
Kris Huen
