(657 quotes found)
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
Frank Sinatra
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
George Carlin
“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”
Gerard Way
“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”
Homer Simpson
“Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?”
Bill Hicks
“I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effect of intoxication.”
Oscar Wilde
“No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.”
P. J. O'Rourke
