(140 quotes found)
“If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.”
Salman Rushdie
“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'”
Woody Allen
“Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.”
“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
“Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.”
David Letterman
“I don't know who mentioned William Blake first, but Allen talked about his visions of Blake and I told him about my dreams of being Blake.”
Michael McClure
“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”
“In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
“The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.”
“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”
