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“It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.”
Warren Thomas
“He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart”
C.S. Lewis
“I always avoid prophesying beforehand, because it is a much better policy to prophesy after the event has already taken place.”
Winston Churchill
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
Oscar Wilde
“If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.”
Jack Handy
“You've already won me over-in spite of me. So don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet. And don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are. I couldn't help it-it's all your fault.”
Alanis Morisette
“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
Charles M. Schulz
“There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.”
Yogi Berra
“Do not anxiously hope for that which is not yet come; do not vainly regret what is already past”
Chinese Proverbs
“It is impossible to begin to learn that which one thinks one already knows.”
Epictetus
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