(221 quotes found)
“George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.”
Bill Maher
“The United States Constitution has proven itself the most marvelously elastic compilation of rules of government ever written”
Franklin D. Roosevelt
“Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud”
Dave Barry
“One of the embarrassing problems for the early nineteenth-century champions of the Christian faith was that not one of the first six Presidents of the United States was an orthodox Christian.”
Mortimer Adler
“There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.”
Alexis de Tocqueville
“As Mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all those who conduct themselves as worthy members of the community are equally entitled to the protections of civil government. I hope ever to see America among the foremost nations of justice and liberality.”
George Washington
“America is successful because of the hard work and creativity and enterprise of our people.”
George W. Bush
“I hope that no American...will waste his franchise and throw away his vote by voting either for me or against me solely on account of my religious affiliation. It is not relevant.”
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
“Whenever the people are well informed, they can be trusted with their own government; that whenever things get so far wrong as to attract their notice, they may be relied on to set them to rights.”
Thomas Jefferson
“American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a proper education can make magazine copy for ribbed condoms sound like the Magna goddam Carta), but it has its own scruffy charm”
Stephen King
