(1800 quotes found)
“When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse”
George Carlin
“No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”
Abraham Lincoln
“Cats are mysterious kind of folk - there is more passing in their minds than we are aware of.”
Sir Walter Scott
“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.”
Joseph Wood Krutch
“Man, when perfected, is the best of animals, but when separated from law and justice, he is the worst of all.”
Aristotle
“Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity- these are strictly confined to man; he invented them. Among the higher animals there is no trace of them.”
Mark Twain
“Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window”
Steve Bluestone
“How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.”
Robert Heinlein
“The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer”
Paula Poundstone
“Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.”
Agatha Christie
