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“Yesterday in Egypt, archaeologists discovered the burial site for the 50 children of Ramses II... Fifty children! What I want to know is, who decided to name a condom after this guy?”
Conan O'Brien
“We are grateful to automotive archaeologist Ricky DiBernardo of Long Beach for providing these special cars for this town event, ... We are also happy to welcome hundreds of classic cars to Town Park Point Lookout.”
Kate Murray
“I married an archaeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me.”
Agatha Christie
“Imagine you're an archaeologist and you're looking at an inscription, and you say, 'Well, sorry, that looks like it's intelligent, but we can't invoke an intelligent cause because, as a matter of method, we have to limit ourselves to materialistic processes,”
Stephen Meyer