(969 quotes found)
“People say "Iraq had the fourth largest army in the world". Yeah, maybe, but you know what, after the first 3 largest armies, there's a REAL big fucking drop-off. The Hare Krishnas are the 5th largest army in the world, and they've already got all our airports.”
Bill Hicks
“Discipline is the soul of an army. It makes small numbers formidable; procures success to the weak, and esteem to all.”
George Washington
“Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.”
Blake Clark
“It is better to have a lion at the head of an army of sheep, than a sheep at the head of an army of lions”
Daniel Defoe
“In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance.”
Joseph Stalin
“Everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach.”
“Every man who expresses an honest thought is a soldier in the army of intellectual liberty”
Robert Green Ingersoll
“Didn't I tell you, Don Quixote, sir, to turn back, for they were not armies you were going to attack, but flocks of sheep?”
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
“One just principle from the depths of a cave is more powerful than an army”
Jose Marti
“I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back. That does not equal ease. At ease was not being in the military. I am at ease, bro, because I am not in the military.”
Mitch Hedberg
