(969 quotes found)
“Wars are made by those who are old enough to know better, and fought by those who are not.”
Rain Bojangles
“Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet new people, then kill them.”
Ken Ndaru
“The hardest part of letting my son join the Army was knowing that he didn’t take orders very well. The next hardest was knowing I hadn’t spent very much time teaching him to iron and I knew battle fatigues weren’t the easiest to do.”
Dee Shihady
“"People ask me what I’m going to do when i get out of the Army, I always tell them, "I’m not sure but I could always go and be an Abercrombie model".”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“"If the Count from Sesame Street where to count my body parts, it would take his at least 6 seconds to count my stomach”
“If you would ever regret about your life , do watch Indian Army at Siachen Glacier.”
Anonymous
“Though I walk through the valley in the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil for I am the mother fucking best!”
Matthew Jones
“If it were to rain a lot, there is concern from the Army Corps of Engineers that the levees might break,”
A. Bush
