(176 quotes found)
“Bite my shiny, metal ass! [Bender]”
Futurama
“They'll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem.”
Humphrey Bogart
“He who lives with an ass, makes noises like an ass”
African Proverb
“You still look like an ass to me!”
Antonio Banderas
“I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.”
Heinrich Heine
“They give drink to every beast of the field: the wild asses quench their thirst.”
Bible
“Nobody's kissing my ass, unfortunately. I could use a little. But then again, my personality isn't conducive to butt-kissing.”
Christina Ricci
“My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.”
Francis Picabia
“kicking maximum ass”
James Hetfield
“Looking for the ass on its very back.”
Chinese Proverbs
