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“An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass”
George Washington
“An illiterate king is a crowned ass”
English Proverb
“Our record is all finished, ... It's mastered, and now I have to come up with artwork and a kiss-ass video for MTV. They never play our stuff anyway, so it's just a gesture. We'll pantomime through some ridiculous situation on film and the record will come out at the end of the year. It's going to be a release that no one will hear.”
Henry Rollins
“Everything we got we worked our asses off for,”
Sharon Osbourne
“Now I'm literally kissing your ass!”
Dane Cook
“Dude, you were hauling so much ass!”
Bam Margera
“I think I have a huge ass! I think I could hide a flashlight there and it wouldn't be found for months. Definitely.”
Yasmeen Ghauri
“If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you”
Bruce Lee
“Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ”
Heinrich Heine