(176 quotes found)
“Although an ass is tired, he continues to carry his burden; he is unmindful of cold and heat; and he is always contented; these three things should be learned from the ass.”
Chanakya
“Every ass loves to hear himself bray”
English Proverb
“We kick ass now. We've seen a million faces and we rocked them all.”
Tre Cool
“I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?”
Denis Leary
“Grace-[to Jack] Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I'm all out of lollipops.”
Will & Grace
“Asses are made to bear, and so are you.”
William Shakespeare
“I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.”
Chris Farley
“A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.”
Bible
“QUILL, n. An implement of torture yielded by a goose and commonly wielded by an ass. This use of the quill is now obsolete, but its modern equivalent, the steel pen, is wielded by the same everlasting Presence.”
Ambrose Bierce
“I am for an art that is political-erotical-mystical, that does something other than sit on its ass in a museum.”
Claes Oldenburg
