(155 quotes found)
“We kick ass now. We've seen a million faces and we rocked them all.”
Tre Cool
“Asses are made to bear, and so are you.”
William Shakespeare
“Although an ass is tired, he continues to carry his burden; he is unmindful of cold and heat; and he is always contented; these three things should be learned from the ass.”
Chanakya
“Grace-[to Jack] Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I'm all out of lollipops.”
Will & Grace
“Every ass loves to hear himself bray”
English Proverb
“QUILL, n. An implement of torture yielded by a goose and commonly wielded by an ass. This use of the quill is now obsolete, but its modern equivalent, the steel pen, is wielded by the same everlasting Presence.”
Ambrose Bierce
“I am for an art that is political-erotical-mystical, that does something other than sit on its ass in a museum.”
Claes Oldenburg
“If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!”
Kurt Cobain
“Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?”
“I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face.”
Leonard Cohen
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