(1055 quotes found)
“Babies are such a nice way to start people”
Don Herold
“Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?”
Jeff Foxworthy
“Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave”
Samuel Hoffenstein
“[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.”
“'Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby”
Charles Dickens
“Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.”
Jean Kerr
“My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.”
W. C. Fields
“The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.”
Dave Barry
“Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once.”
Norman Vincent Peale
“The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father”
Eleanor Roosevelt
