(1055 quotes found)
“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing”
Kin Hubbard
“No one who has seen a baby sinking back satiated from the breast and falling asleep with flushed cheeks and a blissful smile can escape the reflection that this picture persists as a prototype of the expression of sexual satisfaction in later life.”
Sigmund Freud
“The hot, moist smell of babies fresh from naps.”
Barbara Lazear Ascher
“The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.”
Lao Tzu
“Hey, my baby fetches me beers, and she's only 4 months old!... yeah, I'm a proud Dad!”
James Hetfield
“Nobody puts Baby in a corner. [Johnny Castle]”
Dirty Dancing
“King me, baby ... it's oh-so fashionable.”
Paris Hilton
“If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.”
Dave Barry
“I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle, so all is peace.”
Edward Lear
“Mama's baby...Papa's maybe.”
African-American Proverb