(74 quotes found)
“The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.”
Finley Peter Dunne
“Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.”
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“The world must be peopled. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.”
William Shakespeare
“Shall I never see a bachelor of three score again?”
“An adult male living alone stops being a vaguely tragicomic bachelor once he is found in the circumstance of simultaneously taking a whiz and eating a sandwich”
Dean Allen
“Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.”
Jean Harris
“We got that prayer answered tonight. Actually, I thought we played well enough during most of the game to win pretty easily. We missed a ton of easy shots, but that's been the story of this team. We've been inconsistent. We look like a million bucks one night and not so good the next.”
Steve Jaskulske
“[Bucks Coach Terry Porter said that the maximum number of minutes that forward Keith Van Horn could play in a game had been dropped from the 20-25-minute range to 15 minutes. Van Horn, who is trying to come back from a right-foot injury, is having his minutes monitored by the Bucks medical staff.] I think a lot of it is based on what happens the night after a game ... if there's swelling, ... You want to use caution there. So you say 15 and see how he does for a few games. If there's no discomfort, bump it up to 20. And if something happens go back to the original number.”
Terry Porter
“I don't think it's a fad. It's a matter of cost. You can do an entire season of 'The Bachelor' for the same cost as one episode of 'ER',”
Matthew Robinson
“I never had furniture. I had four knives, forks and cups. I had one of those bachelor sets you get at Ikea. One little pot, for years,”
Julie Bowen
