(36 quotes found)
“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
Homer Simpson
“I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life.”
James Matthew Barrie
“But here I say the Turks were much mistaken - Who, hating hogs, yet wished to save their bacon”
Lord Byron
“What's so surprising about bacon? I dunno, I suppose it comes as something a a shock to the pig.”
Terry Pratchett
“There is a difference between happiness and wisdom: he that thinks himself the happiest man is really so; but he that thinks himself the wisest is generally the greatest fool.”
Francis Bacon Sr.
“Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam.”
Terry Jones
“It's not what we eat but what we digest that makes us strong; not what we gain but what we save that makes us rich; not what we read but what we remember that makes us learned; and not what we profess but what we practice that gives us integrity.”
“Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would...”
Greg Behrendt
“If you tried to pass Davis-Bacon again, it would never pass -- and Bush wouldn't sign it if it did pass. But it's always harder to repeal.”
David Bernstein
“Davis-Bacon was designed explicitly to keep black construction workers from working on Depression-era public works projects.”
Cato Institute
