(319 quotes found)
“Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in”
Will Rogers
“'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.”
Dave Barry
“Confiding a secret to an unworthy person is like carrying grain in a bag with a hole”
African Proverb
“I had a bag of fritos, they were texas grilled fritos. These fritos had grill marks on them. They remind me of something, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on, better flip that frito, dad, you know how I like mine.”
Mitch Hedberg
“One night after a show he gave me a gift. When I opened up the bag, he had made out of clay and dried macaroni a model of the universe with the planets and everything. Then in the middle of the model was an action figure with my face on it. I was the center of his universe.”
Dane Cook
“The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“[shaking Nemo's bag] Darla: WHY... ARE... YOU... SLEEPING?”
Finding Nemo
“I'd rather be the girl-next-door than hear. 'Oh, there's the ho-bag.'”
Jennifer Love Hewitt
“But we were at the funeral. We scattered a trash bag full of his ashes!”
Will & Grace
“To the eyes of a miser a guinea is far more beautiful than the sun, and a bag worn with the use of money has more beautiful proportions that a vine filled with grapes”
William Blake
